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Quinnipiac Announces Construction of Brand New Planet-Killing Space Station
With the recent announcement that the Quinnipiac Leadership Board has been reorganized into the First Galactic Empire, Emperor Judy Olian...

Friend’s Halloween Costume Clearly Just Fursuit They Already Owned
After pulling up to your Halloween party in a full-body teal kitten fursuit, everyone is convinced that your friend Josh is secretly a...

Public Safety Gave Me a Parking Ticket EVEN THOUGH I WAS PARKED IN THE RIGHT LOT
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The law simply does not work. Last Friday, second year Applied Business Major Adam Silver...

York Hill Student Swept Away by Light Breeze
Quinnipiac’s York Hill campus is full of many things: beautiful sights, discouraging sounds, horrendous parking, and hockey games. But it...

Black Bear on Campus Selling Tickets to a Different Fake Comedy Show
There have been reports of a Black Bear seen on campus this morning, also selling tickets to a fake comedy show, like that one guy....

Quinnipiac Construction Workers Accidentally Unleash The Lorax
Since spring of 2023, Quinnipiac has been hard at work. Constructing a new residence hall and school of business, as a part of our perks....


Student Pretends to be Deaf to Avoid Hearing About Roommate’s Day
Everybody had their own individual problems with their college roommate. But for one student, her problems have made her turn to drastic...

Opinion: Whitney Village Doesn't Exist
Ok I know this is probably gonna be a controversial statement, but I don’t think that Whitney Village actually exists. I take the shuttle...


The Set of Demonic Rituals You Need To Do To Get Your Packages Back
Ever since Quinnipiac University has replaced its mailboxes with a smart locker system, thousands of complaints have come from students...

Student Imagines Entire Life With Classmate, Will Not Talk To Her The Entire Semester
Sophomore accounting major Charles Archer has fallen head-over-heels in love with one of his fellow classmates in his finance class....
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