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GROUP WORK? NAH, I’D RATHER PLAY FIFA.
It seems like every professor these days is assigning me group projects. They want me to make a powerpoint or some shit with some...


Administration Cuts All Spending on Chris Meade
In a press conference last Monday, the Quinnipiac administration announced a brand new budget policy aimed at efficient spending in the...


JOHN LAHEY EMERGES FROM SOVIET-ERA BUNKER AFTER 34 YEARS
After 34 years spent inside a Soviet-Era bunker, Quinnipiac University President John Lahey finally emerged last week to resume his work...


THOUSANDS SHOW UP TO QUAD SCREENING OF “MI:III”
Buckman Theater was overrun last Friday night, as thousands show up to the QU After Dark (QUAD) screening of Mission Impossible 3. The...
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