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Are Quinnipiac Shuttle Operators Quiet Quitting?
Have you ever literally made a Jim Halpert face at a fictional camera while you were at work or in class? Have you caught up on sleep...

Classmate Definitely Got Bone Lengthening Surgery Over Summer
Either the short king from your Econ class last semester finally hit puberty, or he totally got that surgery from TikTok where they snap...

Local Filmbro Has Existential Crisis: “Am I Kenough?”
After attending a double feature of Barbenheimer, local filmbro Joshie Vincini was seen hyperventilating in the AMC parking lot after...

Opinion: SpaceBarsAreForBabies
AsALoverOfTheWrittenWord,IAlwaysLovedTheComplexityOfSentences.InFact,IStriveToWeaveIntricateGrammarAndPunctuationTogetherToCreateTheMostB...

10 Ways to Comfort Your Firework-Sensitive Pets
Every Fourth of July season this nation comes together to celebrate America’s first steps, baptism, and quinceañera, but our loyal pets…...


COAR FOR 2024: Q30 President Announces White House Bid, Says TV Station Isn’t Enough for Him
Move over Joseph R. Biden, a new player from Pennsylvania is stepping onto the debate stage, and he wants to be YOUR next Commander in...


Local Film Editor Accidentally Adds Mexico Filter to Northeast America
Local Canadian film editor Bicheal “Bike” Modda, the man behind such media as Breaking Bad, Sicario, and that one episode in season 5 of...


AI Generates a Simulated World in Which I Asked
In the most recent development from the world of Artificial Intelligence, the creators of ChatGPT have revealed their new est venture:...


Barnacle Stands with WGA Writer's Strike, Will Stop Writing Until I Think of Something Funny
In what can only be described as a selfless act of solidarity and brotherhood, the Barnacle has decided to cease all publication until...


Top 10 Commandments
As many of you already know, The Barnacle remains as one of Quinnipiac’s holiest organizations (we don’t post on Sundays) but we also...
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