There have been reports of a Black Bear seen on campus this morning, also selling tickets to a fake comedy show, like that one guy.
Students have claimed that the furry con artist was wearing a trench coat and fedora, accepting Venmo or Paypal as forms of payment. Unconfirmed reports stated that the bear wanted a challenge, so instead of preying on the naive students in communications, he meant business, if you know what I mean. (If you didn’t know what I meant, the joke was that he went to the school of business and scammed students there. Now laugh.)
“I just love a good comedy show,” said Edward Pinkett-Smith, a 4th year neuroscience major and total dumbass for buying tickets from a bear. “And that bear, let me tell you, he sold me on passion alone… how could I say no?”
Over 500 students have already fallen for this sick and twisted trick (kind of on them) giving this bear a profit of $5000 in Qcash.
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