After pulling up to your Halloween party in a full-body teal kitten fursuit, everyone is convinced that your friend Josh is secretly a furry.
While everyone else was wearing costumes like a vampire or Megamind, junior biomedical science major Josh Byers arrived in a massive fursuit, having to walk in the door sideways just to fit. It wasn’t just a tail and some ears, either, it was a realistic, anatomically correct cat suit.
“I’m not a furry,” insisted Byers. “This was all I could find last minute at Party City. And it’s technically not realistic, I mean the oversized features, colorful faux fur, and plantigrade legs clearly show that it’s a toony style.”
Absolutely nobody’s buying his story, and everyone knows that Party City would never sell such a masterfully crafted suit with their prices.
“I’ve always known he’s a furry, he doesn’t hide it well,” said Byers’ girlfriend Ashley Mattison. “I could tell when we first hung out because he had a used scratching post but no cat.”
Byers unfortunately ended the night by losing in the party’s costume contest, getting third place right behind a sexy Elmo and someone in a ‘this is my costume’ t-shirt.
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