Sophomore accounting major Charles Archer has fallen head-over-heels in love with one of his fellow classmates in his finance class.
Archer was caught staring at her from across the lecture hall three days ago, imagining an entire life with her from marriage until death. According to our sources, in his fantasy they had three kids and a beagle.
The only problem is that he will never gather the courage to actually talk to her, in a rather sad, yet relatable display. All he can do is stare longingly at that which is unobtainable to him.
While most people would agree that this is outright creepy, many others are supporting his cause, citing that their imaginary selves seem happy together. In fact, they just welcomed the birth of a fictional grandson.
“Yeah bro is down bad,” says Archer’s friend, a fellow sophomore accounting major by the name of Scott Connors. “I mean you can’t help but feel for the guy. But I wish both of them the best of luck in his imaginary life that he made up with her.”
When asked for comment on who the girl was, Archer stared at our reporter for about a solid minute before stating that he “didn’t actually know her name.”
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