Ok I know this is probably gonna be a controversial statement, but I don’t think that Whitney Village actually exists.
I take the shuttle every day from York and the driver always stops at Whitney, and never once in my life have I ever seen someone get off or on the bus. Plus that tiny little pub safety booth never has a guard, because there’s literally nothing there.
I want someone to look me in the eyes and tell me they live in Whitney Village. This isn’t a joke, I will pay you $50 if you can prove that a human being has ever had to live there. It is 100% just a tax write off for the school, I don’t even think it's habitable.
Next time I take the shuttle I’m gonna get off at Whitney Village and prove nobody’s there, and if you never hear from me again it means I was wrong and don’t want to admit it or, more likely, Judy paid to have me assassinated.
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