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Java John to Fulfill Dream of Roller Disco
After countless years of serving the Quinnipiac community, famed Chartwells employee John “Java John” Raccio is finally fulfilling his...


POLLING INSTITUTE ON STRIKE OVER SLAVE-LIKE CONDITIONS
Quinnipiac pollsters went on strike last week amidst overly brutal working conditions at the institute. Student employees have repeatedly...


CAS Relocated to Moon
The university announced today that plans are in place to relocate the College of Arts and Sciences from its current location to the far...


QUAD NEWS STAFF TRIES TO DRAW A LINE
Editor-in-Chief of Quad News, Max Baldwin, reportedly stunned his entire staff when he decided to take them on an impromptu team-building...


“HEP CREEK” SUES QUINNIPIAC FOR DEFAMATION
Legal troubles arose early Sunday morning when Hep Creek sued the university for defamation. The infamous stream running through the Mt....


Student Streaks Across Men’s Hockey Game
A prank went awry tonight at the QU vs. Colgate Men’s Hockey game, when senior Robert Stanton attempting to streak across the rink was...


Castle Tower to be Built on Sleeping Giant's Crotch
A spokesperson today confirmed that private developers have purchased a portion of Sleeping Giant state park with the intent of erecting...


Student Suffers Existential Breakdown After Waiting 36 Hours For Food
A simple run to the cafeteria turned into a philosophical horror for one student after a 36 hour wait triggered an existential crisis....

Public Safety: "It's All Fun and Games Until You Park in North Lot Before 3 P.M."
The Department of Public Safety sent an email to Juniors today that they’ll “put up with a lot, but parking in North Lot before 3 is the...

NAACP Chairwoman Honors QU's Diversity After Attending a QU 101 Course
Following a scheduled tour of the Quinnipiac Campus, NAACP Chairwoman Roslyn Brock honored the Quinnipiac campus with a surprise...
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