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SGA TAKES OVER ALL CLUB FINANCES
Following their decision to regulate how the Quinnipiac Film Society spends the money that they’ve already received from the school, the...


BLACK MALE TEENAGERS STILL AT LARGE
After a St. Louis County grand jury failed to indict police officer Darren Wilson in the August shooting of Michael Brown, law...


HUFFLEPUFF DECLARED SEXIEST HOUSE IN HOGWARTS BY YOUR CREEPIEST ROOMMATE
During a totally unrelated conversation this past Tuesday with your three roommates, Alex, the creepiest of the three, made it clear that...


JOHN LAHEY PLANTS BOMB ON SHUTTLE, MARK THOMPSON IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE US
Immediately following President John Lahey’s planting of a bomb on one of Quinnipiac’s shuttle busses, Provost Mark Thompson defused the...


ROOMMATES STORY OF SATURDAY NIGHT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE ‘BABE 2: PIG IN THE CITY’
Upon recounting stories of what you and your roommates did this past Saturday night, you’ve realized one of your roommate’s stories is...


STUDY SHOWS STUDENT’S FAVORITE BAND ISN’T REALLY THE BEATLES
A new study from The Clinical Research Institute of America shows that The Beatles aren’t really freshman Tabitha Buton’s favorite band....


WILL YOU PLEASE CALL YOUR MOTHER BACK? SHE’S CONCERNED!
Well excuse me! I guess you’re too busy to give your dear old mother a call back! Are you too busy? Did you get hurt?! Who knows because...


SINGER DOES IT FOR THE MUSIC, THE ASS
In a recent interview, a local musician revealed her stance on her growing popularity, stating, “I don’t do it for the money–I do it for...


FALL FEST CANCELED ON ACCOUNT OF WE’RE ALL DRUNK
In a move that is sure to anger Quinnipiac’s devoted Jana Kramer fan base, the University has canceled Fall Fest three days early due to...


NEW HAVEN SHUTTLES HALTED TO ALLOW DRIVERS TO BECOME BETTER ACQUAINTED
To begin this new school year, weekend shuttles into New Haven were canceled in order to allow the shuttle drivers to become better...
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