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SINGER DOES IT FOR THE MUSIC, THE ASS

Amanda Damone

In a recent interview, a local musician revealed her stance on her growing popularity, stating, “I don’t do it for the money–I do it for the music, and for the ass.”

After years of struggling with little fan support, the musician praised “the hot ass” she received from loyal fans and even random onlookers at her performances as the reason she performs.

“That’s my motivation to get up in the morning and write music,” she continued.

The artist’s decision to remain anonymous is a testament to her dedication to authentic music. She wants her fans to pay attention to her songs, not her increasingly “big” name. She wants her potential sexual mates to provide their asses to her “not because I’m becoming a popular star, but because of the music I put out,” the singer voiced.

When approached for comment, local fan Rupert Valensi agreed that the musician in question isn’t selling out. “She really makes her shows intimate. She sings what she wants, mostly at small venues, and then ends the night by taking a piece of ass out to her Jeep Cherokee.”

“It’s a unique experience,” he contended.

While her increasingly sought after, but rather exclusive tickets continue to sell to a more mainstream crowd, the musician makes no changes to the way she performs.

In her latest interview, the singer revealed plans to tour and refused to address multiple rumors of auto tuning the vocals on her recorded albums.

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