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HILARIOUS FOOTBALL T-SHIRT CAUSES FOOT TRAFFIC JAM OUTSIDE OF TATOR HALL
Foot traffic came to a grinding halt outside of Tator Hall on Thursday morning when freshmen Calvin Jones noticed junior Terry Di Fino’s...


Thanksgiving Turkey Shortage Linked to Chartwells
The “Great Turkey Shortage of 2012,” which has left over 400,000 families in Connecticut without a Thanksgiving dinner, has been linked...


QU ROBIN HOOD STEALS FROM POOR, GIVES TO ADMINISTRATION
Quinnipiac Administration announced earlier this morning their intention to pardon the recently apprehended senior Walter Patterson, aka...


New Haven Night Club Birthplace of Genital Herpes; Students Unfazed
News broke earlier today when the notorious venereal disease, Genital Herpes, revealed in a press conference that it did not originate in...


Java John to Fulfill Dream of Roller Disco
After countless years of serving the Quinnipiac community, famed Chartwells employee John “Java John” Raccio is finally fulfilling his...


CAS Relocated to Moon
The university announced today that plans are in place to relocate the College of Arts and Sciences from its current location to the far...


QUAD NEWS STAFF TRIES TO DRAW A LINE
Editor-in-Chief of Quad News, Max Baldwin, reportedly stunned his entire staff when he decided to take them on an impromptu team-building...


“HEP CREEK” SUES QUINNIPIAC FOR DEFAMATION
Legal troubles arose early Sunday morning when Hep Creek sued the university for defamation. The infamous stream running through the Mt....


Castle Tower to be Built on Sleeping Giant's Crotch
A spokesperson today confirmed that private developers have purchased a portion of Sleeping Giant state park with the intent of erecting...


Public Safety: "It's All Fun and Games Until You Park in North Lot Before 3 P.M."
The Department of Public Safety sent an email to Juniors today that they’ll “put up with a lot, but parking in North Lot before 3 is the...
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