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ROOMMATE WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY KNOW RAY ROMANO
Zack just won’t shut the fuck up about knowing Ray Romano. For about the thousandth time today he has gone out of his way to somehow...


EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND
Despite your repeated statements to the contrary, sources say that everyone knows you’re going to break up with your high school...


PHILOSOPHY STUDENT PROVES HE DOESN’T EXIST
Last week, philosophy student Anthony Florence made a revelation that he does not, in fact, exist. After about seven hours of refuting...


ZBT NERDS EXCITED TO BECOME MOST POPULAR FRAT AT QUINNIPIAC
Following the cease and desist ordered by Quinnipiac on the University’s chapter of Sigma Phi Epsilon, the nerds of Zeta Beta Tau...


SigEp Releases Inspiring Video, Turns Out To Be Hazing
After accidentally uploading the raw footage from their recent inspirational video, it was revealed that SigEp forced their pledges to...


Teacher’s Lesson Plan Clearly Copied From Wikipedia
Despite earning a PhD in psychology, Dr. Carl Jones was recently discovered to have clearly copied his lesson plan on psychoanalysis from...


OLD MAN ACCIDENTALLY WANDERS INTO WIGO PARTY
Over the weekend, an elderly man, confirmed to be John Lahey, was spotted at the WiGo-sponsored house party after wandering away from the...


ENGLISH DEPARTMENT ROASTS LEN ENGEL
After Leonard Engel announced his retirement, the English Department partnered with Comedy Central to host, “The Roast of Len Engel.” Led...


Journalist Suspended For Asking A Question
Last week, a North Korean newspaper suspended a journalist indefinitely for asking a question to Kim Jong-un during the “2015 State of...


Q30 NAMED BEST UNIVERSITY TELEVISION STATION AT QUINNIPIAC
On the recent 12th Annual Quinnipiac Awards show, Q30, the university’s student-run television station, won the award for “Best...
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