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BOOKSTORE TO SELL COMMEMORATIVE HOCKEY TIE TIES
After a series of 2-2 ties against Yale and Brown, respectively, Quinnipiac Men’s Hockey will provide the theme of a series of...


QUINNIPIAC MAKES ANNUAL VOLUNTARY VIRGIN SACRIFICE TO HAMDEN
On November 18th, as is tradition, Quinnipiac will make its annual virgin sacrifice to the Town of Hamden, under a memorandum of...


SOCIOLOGY PROFESSOR REVEALED TO BE 565TH HIGHEST PAID EMPLOYEE AT QUINNIPIAC
In the same study that found John Lahey to be the second-highest paid private university president in the country, sociology professor...


SGA TAKES OVER ALL CLUB FINANCES
Following their decision to regulate how the Quinnipiac Film Society spends the money that they’ve already received from the school, the...


BLACK MALE TEENAGERS STILL AT LARGE
After a St. Louis County grand jury failed to indict police officer Darren Wilson in the August shooting of Michael Brown, law...


JOHN LAHEY PLANTS BOMB ON SHUTTLE, MARK THOMPSON IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE US
Immediately following President John Lahey’s planting of a bomb on one of Quinnipiac’s shuttle busses, Provost Mark Thompson defused the...


ROOMMATES STORY OF SATURDAY NIGHT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE ‘BABE 2: PIG IN THE CITY’
Upon recounting stories of what you and your roommates did this past Saturday night, you’ve realized one of your roommate’s stories is...


FALL FEST CANCELED ON ACCOUNT OF WE’RE ALL DRUNK
In a move that is sure to anger Quinnipiac’s devoted Jana Kramer fan base, the University has canceled Fall Fest three days early due to...


NEW HAVEN SHUTTLES HALTED TO ALLOW DRIVERS TO BECOME BETTER ACQUAINTED
To begin this new school year, weekend shuttles into New Haven were canceled in order to allow the shuttle drivers to become better...


UNIVERSITY TO ADD MOVE-IN CREW FOR THOSE VOLUNTEERING FOR MOVE-IN CREW
The residence hall committee has agreed to send emails to sophomores, juniors, and seniors living on campus regarding next summer’s plans...
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