In the most recent development from the world of Artificial Intelligence, the creators of ChatGPT have revealed their new
est venture: ShatGPT, a program which generates a world in which I asked.
“We’ve been able to push the limits of AI to create a world that simulates what it would be like if anybody gave a shit about what you think.” Said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman in a tweet announcing the project.
The world that the AI creates is surprisingly realistic, showing a representation of you expressing your stupid, unwanted opinions, and other people responding to it with praise, exclaiming how much they respect you for sharing your insightful and unique take on how The Office isn’t as good of a show as everyone thinks it is.
“We wanted to make sure that there was no way someone could mistake this for actual footage, so we added a scene that depicts your parents telling you how proud they are,” said one of the developers in a recent interview. “This is to ensure that people know this is fictional and not real.”
Recent reports have emerged revealing that Elon Musk is going to incorporate ShatGPT into his still-in-beta computer brain implant Neuralink. The collaboration would provide Neuralink users with temporary relief from the migraines induced by putting a fucking chip in their skulls, and allow them to experience these generated worlds through their own eyes.
During a Twitter Spaces live stream this morning Musk said, “With Neuralink and ShatGPT working together, we can truly create the dystopian future your crazy uncle keeps warning you about on Facebook, and I can experience a world in which my children don’t hate me.”
Regardless of your opinions on AI (trust me, we don’t want to hear those either), you can’t deny just how in-depth and expansive it has become. Who knows, maybe next we’ll see a simulated world where you can get some bitches!
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