Have you ever literally made a Jim Halpert face at a fictional camera while you were at work or in class? Have you caught up on sleep while your boss or professor was lecturing you? If so, then you have participated in your own form of quiet quitting. But how can one achieve that when your job is to shuttle around college students in a hulking bus? The answer is quite simple: play smash-up derby and run on your own schedule.
We have polled a vast number of students and asked them what their experience has been like on the shuttles as of recent. Five of them were credited with saying that it’s “mid,” while the last one claimed that it “makes me wish I stayed in the sack.” Dramatic expressions of inconvenience aside, the responses speak for themselves—students are not happy with their shuttling experience.
“I’d rather take the Titanic to class than the shuttles,” said Ambush Coot, a junior puppet arts major who was on the shuttle that crashed outside of Falcon Pizza. “At least the Titanic had live music.”
This startling evidence, combined with the shuttles being involved in more accidents than my thirteen-year-old self playing Grand Theft Auto 5, begs the question: Are Quinnipiac shuttle operators quiet quitting? What steps will they take next? Will they start shuttle drag races, and if so—can I bet on them?
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