After attending a double feature of Barbenheimer, local filmbro Joshie Vincini was seen hyperventilating in the AMC parking lot after realizing he actually enjoyed Barbie.
“I only saw Barbie because my girlfriend insisted,” said Vincini, breathing into a paper bag. “I was gonna spend the whole movie crafting my letterboxd review for Oppenheimer, but then that blonde himbo appeared and I couldn’t look away.”
According to witnesses in the theater, Vincini loudly sang along to ‘I’m Just Ken,’ despite not knowing any of the words.
“I thought Oppenheimer was the best representation of what it’s like to truly be a man, you know, blowing things up, wanting to have sex with Florence Pugh,” Vincini said. “But I was wrong… Ken gets it.”
Vincini was last seen being led to his girlfriend’s car sobbing, “He’s literally me.’’
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