Opinion: SpaceBarsAreForBabies

AsALoverOfTheWrittenWord,IAlwaysLovedTheComplexityOfSentences.InFact,IStriveToWeaveIntricateGrammarAndPunctuationTogetherToCreateTheMostBeautifulSentences,DeyfingTheLawsOfBothGrammarAndStyle.

However,AsTheWorldofWritingContiunesToChange,TheMoreIComeToWitnessWritersOfLowerClassTurningToTheUseOf”Spaces”BetweenWords.HowAbsurd!TheyArgueItCreatesRoomForTheWordsTo”Breathe”.Breathe?Breathe?!WordsAreWords!WhatKindOf”Snowflake”NeedsToAllowWordsTheOpporunityToBreathe!HowRidiculous.DoesItNotTakeMoreEffort?MorePaper?WhenOneHasMasteredTheArtOfTheWrittenWord,SuchAsMyself,TheyRealizeHowTrulyAbsurdTheNeedForSpacesReallyIs.

ToBeFair,SomeOfThe”FairMinded”RelyOnTheirPreciousSpaceBarsToCmprehendTheMostSimpleOfSpaces.However,IfYouReallyNeedASimpleSpace,EspeciallyAtACollegeLevel,MaybeCollegeIsNotForYou.