Opinion: SpaceBarsAreForBabies
- Mike Hanley, Traveling Snake Oil Salesman
- Jul 17, 2023
- 1 min read

AsALoverOfTheWrittenWord,IAlwaysLovedTheComplexityOfSentences.InFact,IStriveToWeaveIntricateGrammarAndPunctuationTogetherToCreateTheMostBeautifulSentences,DeyfingTheLawsOfBothGrammarAndStyle.
However,AsTheWorldofWritingContiunesToChange,TheMoreIComeToWitnessWritersOfLowerClassTurningToTheUseOf”Spaces”BetweenWords.HowAbsurd!TheyArgueItCreatesRoomForTheWordsTo”Breathe”.Breathe?Breathe?!WordsAreWords!WhatKindOf”Snowflake”NeedsToAllowWordsTheOpporunityToBreathe!HowRidiculous.DoesItNotTakeMoreEffort?MorePaper?WhenOneHasMasteredTheArtOfTheWrittenWord,SuchAsMyself,TheyRealizeHowTrulyAbsurdTheNeedForSpacesReallyIs.
ToBeFair,SomeOfThe”FairMinded”RelyOnTheirPreciousSpaceBarsToCmprehendTheMostSimpleOfSpaces.However,IfYouReallyNeedASimpleSpace,EspeciallyAtACollegeLevel,MaybeCollegeIsNotForYou.
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