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New Legislation Proposes to End Gun Violence With More Guns
After the recent spike in gun violence in America, US government officials were proud to announce that they’ve finally found a solution....


QU Hires New Old White Man to Solve Diversity Issue
In order to tackle the so-called “diversity issue” on campus, Quinnipiac has created an entire position dedicated to fixing the problem....


Clinton Ranking High Among Politically Indifferent Females
A recent Quinnipiac poll found that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is polling well among politically indifferent females....


Thank You For Having Sex With Me
If you are reading this, then, statistically speaking, we did not have sex. However, if you are lucky enough to be in the top 1 percent –...


FETTY WAP MEETS EXPECTATIONS
Word quickly spread of Fetty Wap’s upcoming performance at Wake the Giant, and how expectations for his singing would be mediocre. After...


TO ALL MY FORMER ROOMMATES: I’M SORRY FOR WAKING YOU UP
Dear Former Roommates, We’ve been through a lot together over the years, and I just wanted to take this time to say, no matter which of...


Review: Quinnipiac
Few shows can be great. For every Friends, Seinfeld, and Breaking Bad there are a hundred more shows like Go On, Mr. Sunshine, and The...


Rugby Team Thinks Rugby Calendar Is Super Gay
Upon seeing their own calendar, many members of Quinnipiac’s New Blue Rugby team agreed that the calendar was “super gay.” The calendar,...


OPINION: CYBER-BULLYING IS LAZY
Coming from a lifelong bully and avid fan of the world wide web, this might seem strange, but cyber bullying is just lazy. I too was once...


TAXPAYER MONEY WASTED ON FINDING CHILD WHO WAS TOTALLY FINE
During a game of “peek-a-boo” gone awry, local 4-year-old, Elliot Simmons, was nowhere to be found by babysitter and self-proclaimed...
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