Upon seeing their own calendar, many members of Quinnipiac’s New Blue Rugby team agreed that the calendar was “super gay.”
The calendar, which solely consists of naked male rugby players in various positions, was made to raise money for the team, but has had an unintended side effect of making members of the rugby team question their beliefs.
“I had a lot of fun messing around with my teammates when we made the calendar,” said New Blue captain Jonathan Wade. “But looking at the finished product…it’s something I would bully someone over. How do I bully myself?”
With some rugby players unsure of the “gayness” of the calendar, the team hired Lee Simmons, an anthropology professor, to determine the matter. “Anthropologically speaking, this is one of the gayest artifacts I’ve come across in my entire career. Seeing three or four guys lined up next to each other, only covering their penis with a ball or a piece of snow – well, that’s just an unquestionably gay image.”
While the calendar has been a financial success, many of the players have been sent on a self-described “emotional journey.” Before the calendar was released, there were no openly gay members of the rugby team. Today, there are still no openly gay members, but 75% of the team is now “questioning.”
The calendar can be bought on the New Blue Rugby website or PornHub.