Stocks rose for Netflix’s market value when that guy who quotes Spongebob too much signed with for a stand-up special. “That’s right,”...

As someone who listens to Hamilton and believes the History Channel has the best daytime television programming, it’s fair to say I’ve...

In my three-and-a-half years at The Quinnipiac Barnacle, I’ve committed countless acts of satire. Remember John Lahey? I don’t – at least...

This past weekend, my favorite sports team of all time – the 2015-16 Quinnipiac men’s hockey team – lost the hockey national...

A new school year means a new start, and now that classes have begun, it is time for you to cut ties with your baggage. That means...

Shocking news today on Quinnipiac’s quad when a dead man was found in the midst of hundreds of relaxing students. “I was laying on the...

Convicted rapist Brock Turner has come forward to express outrage towards his early release. Turner was sentenced to serve six months in...

In a press release by chief administrators, the rebranding of Quinnipiac ‘Niversity has entered its final stages, thus completing the...

A new school year means a new start, and now that classes have begun, it is time for you to cut ties with your baggage. That means...

It’s the beginning of your freshman year, and suddenly you realize how awful your clothes smell. How could this be, you ask? You did what...