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New Legislation Proposes to End Gun Violence With More Guns
After the recent spike in gun violence in America, US government officials were proud to announce that they’ve finally found a solution....


Clinton Ranking High Among Politically Indifferent Females
A recent Quinnipiac poll found that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is polling well among politically indifferent females....


CONGRESSWOMAN TO REDUCE HOUSING INEQUALITY BY STORING THE IMPOVERISHED IN HER TWO-CAR GARAGE
Washington State Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers has proposed to solve one of the largest issues the United States government has...


POLITICALLY CORRECT RACIST STRUGGLES TO EXPRESS HIMSELF
Politically correct local racist Aaron Heuskin has been struggling to convey his feelings. Given the recent Syrian refugee crisis,...


Jeb Bush Starts New Anti-Bullying Campaign
Former presidential candidate Jeb Bush has refocused his time and energy on what he feels is a more important and rewarding path than the...


YOUNG REPUBLICANS CLUB HOLD CLOSED DISCUSSION ABOUT TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY
With controversy surrounding transgender rights in America and the Society, Life, and Justice Club’s recent open discussion with students...


NAACP Revokes Ben Carson's Black Card
The NAACP recently announced that presidential candidate Ben Carson has lost his black card, meaning he is no longer considered a member...


EPCOT TO TAKE IN SYRIAN REFUGEES
In fear of more terrorist attacks, Republican governors across the country are shutting down state borders and prohibiting Syrian...


POLITICIAN RESIGNS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MISTRESS
After an illustrious 27-year career working in public office, Hamden Town Clerk Samuel Gorman has resigned in order to spend more time...


Citizen Changes Profile Picture, Feels Satisfied
Ellen Hunt, an upper-middle class suburban mother, became a hero after she changed her Facebook profile picture to include a French flag...
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