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Weekend Alcohol Poisoning Helps Student Reach Target Weight
As a consequence of reaching dangerous levels of alcohol poisoning this weekend, senior Annie Neilson has met her weight goal, providing...


New Year, Same You: Embracing the Spring Semester Slump
Now that we’re a few weeks into second semester, you may find yourself attempting to restructure your routine in an effort to boost your...


PHILOSOPHY CLUB BUSTED FOR UNDERAGE THINKING
Last night Hamden police arrested thirty members of Quinnipiac’s Philosophy Club–many of which are younger than 21–for underage thinking....


Student Goes Home, Realizes His Friends Kind of Suck
Thanksgiving week brought a whirlwind of emotions for junior Ted McCarthy as he came to the realization that his friends back home kind...


ICE CATS TO STOP MAKING EVERYONE FEEL INFERIOR
As of Tuesday at midnight, Quinnipiac’s team of Ice Cats has agreed to the first of several measures regarding the cessation of what...


"Bursar" and "Registrar" Discovered to be Latin for "Robbed in Broad Daylig
While on a historical manuscript investigation last weekend, students Aimee Rogers and Allison Corletto came upon encoded Latin words...


LAST STUDENT ON CAMPUS WITHOUT A SMARTPHONE FOUND, EXECUTED
After two years of careful genocide, the last Quinnipiac student who did not own a smartphone has been eliminated by school officials and...


HEALTH CENTER NOW OFFERS STREET DRUGS
In response to the growing variety of needs from the increasingly diverse student body, Quinnipiac’s Health and Wellness Center now...


Student Has Crazy Dream, Not As Crazy As One-Upping Friend's, Though
At around 8 a.m. Monday morning, junior Kelly Gasparini began to recount her “crazy dream” to one-upping friend Meaghan Frampton, only to...


MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM REPLACED WITH CROWD-PLEASING INFLATABLE ANIMALS
As of 10 p.m. Monday night, the Quinnipiac Inflatable Animals will be replacing the low-caliber men’s hockey team in an effort to boost...
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