At around 8 a.m. Monday morning, junior Kelly Gasparini began to recount her “crazy dream” to one-upping friend Meaghan Frampton, only to be overshadowed by the bitch.
“I was in the middle of a sentence,” Gasparini conceded. “Then she remembered that she also had a dream last night, and God knows my story was the perfect time to launch into it,” she elaborated through gritted teeth.
Frampton’s dream was reportedly more interesting, as it included the history major’s journey to another universe, where she was speaking publicly and in the nude. Sources close to the girl relayed that, when she attempted to scream for help after a misfortunately inadequate leap from Earth to a meteor, “no sound came out.”
While Gasparini futilely attempted to regain storytelling privileges, Frampton’s dream only gained strength, and the self-centered bimbo recalled every detail of her 2-hour dream.
At press time, Frampton was retelling the part about scoring the winning goal, and Gasparini was rolling her eyes into the back of her skull.