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WIKILEAKS REVEALS SEX TAPE OF TRUMP AND PUTIN
Muckrakers searching through the recent WikiLeaks emails have found a video of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin “doing the dirty.” Banned...


The Pope Gets A Grindr Account
Pope Francis, who recently joined Instagram, plans to continue his crusade on youth culture. Recently, he saw a screening of Deadpool, in...


QUINNIPIAC PO BOXES RENOVATED INTO GLORY HOLE OPERATION
This fall, Quinnipiac students came back with several surprises in store for them. The cafeteria received a smoothie station, the ‘U’ in...


Five Places to Watch Porn During Parent's Weekend
We all know that feeling when parents roll onto campus: where am I going to watch my porn now? Rest easy, the Barnacle has you covered!...


Thank You For Having Sex With Me
If you are reading this, then, statistically speaking, we did not have sex. However, if you are lucky enough to be in the top 1 percent –...


Rugby Team Thinks Rugby Calendar Is Super Gay
Upon seeing their own calendar, many members of Quinnipiac’s New Blue Rugby team agreed that the calendar was “super gay.” The calendar,...


JACK AND JILL IS THE BEST MOVIE TO BONE TO
So let’s say it’s a rainy Saturday night. You and the Missus have decided to stay in for the evening instead of braving the weather....


POLITICIAN RESIGNS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MISTRESS
After an illustrious 27-year career working in public office, Hamden Town Clerk Samuel Gorman has resigned in order to spend more time...


I DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX NEAR A PORTRAIT OF YOUR BROTHER JOHN
I understand that you miss your family while you’re away at school, but you need to do something about the location of these picture...
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