JACK AND JILL IS THE BEST MOVIE TO BONE TO
- Andrew Hutner
- Apr 6, 2016
- 2 min read
So let’s say it’s a rainy Saturday night. You and the Missus have decided to stay in for the evening instead of braving the weather. You’re trying to heat things up and get some action. The candle is lit and the body chocolate is within arm distance. Now the last thing you have to decide is what movie to throw on before things rolling. Do you choose Titanic? Maybe Dirty Dancing? Possibly Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights?
Any of these movies would be the wrong choice. Frankly there is only one film that is perfect for getting it on, and that would be Jack and Jill.
Since the film is written, directed, and starring Adam Sandler in dual roles you may be left thinking that Jack and Jill is more cinematic achievement then it is aphrodisiac. But while it is an American comedic treasure that will surely be enjoyed for thousands of years, there is an element of sexiness to it as well.
Firstly, it features Adam Sandler, an absolutely gorgeous man himself. He may have been 45 at the time of this movie’s release but he doesn’t look a day over 42, playing the ever-charming role of Jack. Secondly, it features Adam Sandler in drag as the even more charming Jill. Adam Sandler in drag shrieking at Adam Sandler not in drag is an idea that gets me horny just writing about it, so you can only imagine what it’s like to watch on film. Third, the movie has Al Pacino in what is likely his greatest role since Scent of a Woman. To witness an elderly hunk like Pacino lust after Adam Sandler in drag is an absolute turn on for all. And finally, David Spade plays a chick as well! BOING!
So next time you’re trying to get intimate with somebody you love, turn on that film where Adam Sandler and Al Pacino almost fuck, and you’ll be ready for a night full of intercourse!
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