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OPINION: SPOTIFY IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
To all my fellow men in relationships all across America and beyond, I have disturbing news for you all, we are under attack. We are...

ANCESTRY.COM LAUNCHES NEW DATING APP
With the success of sites like eHarmony, match.com and tinder, ancestry.com has also decided to jump on the bandwagon and launch their...


MY RA’S IN LOVE WITH ME
As the hottest thing on two legs at this school I can’t name one person who doesn’t have a crush on me, but my RA takes her crush to a...


Tim Kaine's Plan To Defeat ISIS Includes A Heart To Heart Conversation
In the midst of the harshest election season in recent memory, the human embodiment of a box of puppies Tim Kaine has revealed his plan...


HOW TO TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE WAS JUST A SUMMER FLING
A new school year means a new start, and now that classes have begun, it is time for you to cut ties with your baggage. That means...


How to Tell Your Boyfriend He Was Just a Summer Fling
A new school year means a new start, and now that classes have begun, it is time for you to cut ties with your baggage. That means...


FILMMAKERS TO TURN THE BIBLE INTO THE NEXT TEEN ROMANCE DYSTOPIAN FRANCHISE
With Harry Potter, Twilight, and The Hunger Games finished, and the majority of people forgetting that Divergent exists, Hollywood has...


I DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX NEAR A PORTRAIT OF YOUR BROTHER JOHN
I understand that you miss your family while you’re away at school, but you need to do something about the location of these picture...


EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND
Despite your repeated statements to the contrary, sources say that everyone knows you’re going to break up with your high school...


AWKWARD BOY TALKS TO AWKWARD GIRL; HAS NORMAL PERSON CONVERSATION
Following a shocking display of confidence, all onlookers unanimously gasped as that offensively awkward freshman that sits alone in the...
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