Following a shocking display of confidence, all onlookers unanimously gasped as that offensively awkward freshman that sits alone in the cafeteria held a conversation with an unnamed blonde girl at 6 pm this Saturday, sources confirmed.
Jackie Hummel, a senior, reportedly spilled her bowl of soup when she saw the arrogant misfit hold eye contact with the girl as she approached his table.
“When he opened his mouth to talk to her, I vomited on the soup I had spilled,” Hummel told reporters at the scene, the dread of seeing the awkward boy clearly evident on her face.
“I know that kid,” divulged one of the alarmed witnesses. “I mean, I’ve never heard him speak, but he’s around a lot. I once saw a sophomore invite him over to her table, but he shooed her away and quickly returned to his word puzzle.”
Fellow students from the weirdo’s classes have reported similar occurrences, all ending in uncomfortable rejection.
One of the oddity’s professors claimed he was once corrected by the boy over the pronunciation of his last name, but that was several years ago and admittedly “may have been a desperate hallucination.”
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, the girl the awkward boy confronted with his voice told reporters that she “simply asked him about his crossword puzzle.”
“He responded like a regular person,” she continued, surprised as everyone else. Experts in the field noted that the reason may be that the girl in question is equally awkward in manner and personality.
According to several reports, the conversation featured average small talk, with eye contact and a coherent progression of ideas, and was even somewhat audible, debunking weeks of scientific observation that suggested that kid was impossible for humans to communicate with.
At press time, witnesses told reporters that the two awkward people have found others of their species, is currently talking to them now as if they were normal people, and reported that they may try and make contact soon to better learn of their strange ways.