As the hottest thing on two legs at this school I can’t name one person who doesn’t have a crush on me, but my RA takes her crush to a whole new level. This isn’t puppy love or a simple infatuation she is completely in love with me.
By the first day of classes she was already emailing all the time. All the girls in my hall were sent it as well, but it was as if it was written just for me. “I can’t wait to get to know you” and “I hope your first day went well”.
Can she get any more obvious? I never replied to the emails so she started a new plan to get us together. She kept pestering me to have a one on one meeting in her room. Showing me that she has a room all to herself and that it’s the same size as my quad. She’s like a wild animal trying to show that she can provide for me.
Talk about desperate.
Her declarations of love took a sharp turn when she demanded to come in my room and inspect it. Her excuse of looking for any prohibited items didn’t fool me, she wanted to look through my stuff. At first I thought she simply wanted to snoop through my area, find out my interests and pretend she has them too. Her affection towards me seemed innocent though a little creepy. I expected her to look at my posters, search to see my favorite snacks maybe leave a note Oh how naïve I was.
That lovesick fool stole my alcohol. She even told me what she did. She put on the disappointed and angry face on well, but I knew her game. She wanted to get me drunk and alone. The nerve of her. She pretended to threaten academic probation, but I was no longer amused with her pathetic need to be with me.
I’ve been lying low and leaving the dorm incognito these past few weeks. I’m not sure how celebrities handle it. Sometimes I wish I was just born ugly.