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Taylor Swift's New Feminist Anthem Perfect For White Supremacists
All lives matter icon Tomi Lahren put it best when she tweeted SAVAGE to describe Taylor Swift’s new single last Tuesday night. Once a...


Liberal Trump Makes Military Spending Cuts
Earlier this week, former Republican President Trump made a controversial decision to make cuts to the United States military. The 45th...


MARK THOMPSON SEEN ASKING MAGIC 8 BALL IF HE'D BE A GOOD PRESIDENT
Quinnipiac University Vice President/Prevost, Mark Thompson, was spotted in his office asking his Magic 8-Ball if he would make a good...


CROWD DISAPPOINTED MAN ON BRIDGE JUST ENJOYING THE VIEW
A crowd formed around local man, Chris Desilets, who was standing on a bridge last Monday. The crowd was anticipating what they believed...


SGA CANDIDATE PUTS FACE ON GENERIC MOVIE POSTER TO STAND OUT
Quinnipiac experienced nothing short of a political revolution last week as candidate for VP of Something Important, Steve Sanchez, had...


Other Groups Trump Plans to Ban
After signing an Executive Order banning immigration to the United States from seven muslim countries, President Donald Trump sat down...


Republicans Can’t Wait to Discover What Their Core Beliefs Will Be Tomorrow
Every morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan goes on a three-mile run, devours a nutrient-filled breakfast, and browses through Twitter...


DONALD TRUMP FORCED TO INFORM WHITE HOUSE NEIGHBORS OF PAST SEX OFFENSES
President-elect Trump has several tasks he must complete before he enter office in January: choose who will be apart of his cabinet, work...


TRUMP REVEALED TO BE SNORTING COCAINE BETWEEN MAJOR EVENTS
No technical difficulties, no broken microphones, just the sound of sniffing from Mr. Trump during the disastrous second debate was what...


PROFESSOR KNOWS YOU LEFT CLASS TO SHIT
Professor Hanley told reporters on Tuesday that he knows you left class to shit. You had been seen shuffling around in your desk for a...
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