Professor Hanley told reporters on Tuesday that he knows you left class to shit. You had been seen shuffling around in your desk for a solid twenty minutes before finally making the decision to leave the room. Sources reported that you left the two-hour biology lecture walking a little quicker than usual. It was also observed that you smelled distinctly fruitier after returning.
“I saw him take his phone off his desk, everyone knows what that means,” Hanley told reporters. “No one’s buying that he was just making a phone call,” Hanley chuckled to himself.
Sources confirmed that upon returning you were noticeably sweating as if some force had just been exerted. At press time, Hanley commented that your erections also do not go unnoticed.