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SPB ANNOUNCES MICHAEL JACKSON’S GHOST AS SPRING CONCERT
Student Programming Board president Lauren Enea announced today that the ghost of pop icon Michael Jackson would be the performer at this...


HOMELESS WQAQ MANAGER LIVING IN STATION FOR WEEKS
An investigation today revealed that sophomore Michael Calandro, Business Manager of WQAQ, has been living out of the school’s radio...


CAS Relocated to Moon
The university announced today that plans are in place to relocate the College of Arts and Sciences from its current location to the far...


QUAD NEWS STAFF TRIES TO DRAW A LINE
Editor-in-Chief of Quad News, Max Baldwin, reportedly stunned his entire staff when he decided to take them on an impromptu team-building...


Student Streaks Across Men’s Hockey Game
A prank went awry tonight at the QU vs. Colgate Men’s Hockey game, when senior Robert Stanton attempting to streak across the rink was...


Student Suffers Existential Breakdown After Waiting 36 Hours For Food
A simple run to the cafeteria turned into a philosophical horror for one student after a 36 hour wait triggered an existential crisis....


Public Safety: "It's All Fun and Games Until You Park in North Lot Before 3 P.M."
The Department of Public Safety sent an email to Juniors today that they’ll “put up with a lot, but parking in North Lot before 3 is the...


NAACP Chairwoman Honors QU's Diversity After Attending a QU 101 Course
Following a scheduled tour of the Quinnipiac Campus, NAACP Chairwoman Roslyn Brock honored the Quinnipiac campus with a surprise...


Administration Cuts All Spending on Chris Meade
In a press conference last Monday, the Quinnipiac administration announced a brand new budget policy aimed at efficient spending in the...


JOHN LAHEY EMERGES FROM SOVIET-ERA BUNKER AFTER 34 YEARS
After 34 years spent inside a Soviet-Era bunker, Quinnipiac University President John Lahey finally emerged last week to resume his work...
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