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JACK AND JILL IS THE BEST MOVIE TO BONE TO
So let’s say it’s a rainy Saturday night. You and the Missus have decided to stay in for the evening instead of braving the weather....


WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HIT ME?!
Hey bro, did you just bump me? Yeah I’m talking to you. I ain’t talking to the fucking Toad’s bouncer! You think you’re tough or...


ROOMMATE WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY KNOW RAY ROMANO
Zack just won’t shut the fuck up about knowing Ray Romano. For about the thousandth time today he has gone out of his way to somehow...


ZBT NERDS EXCITED TO BECOME MOST POPULAR FRAT AT QUINNIPIAC
Following the cease and desist ordered by Quinnipiac on the University’s chapter of Sigma Phi Epsilon, the nerds of Zeta Beta Tau...


HUFFLEPUFF DECLARED SEXIEST HOUSE IN HOGWARTS BY YOUR CREEPIEST ROOMMATE
During a totally unrelated conversation this past Tuesday with your three roommates, Alex, the creepiest of the three, made it clear that...


ROOMMATES STORY OF SATURDAY NIGHT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE ‘BABE 2: PIG IN THE CITY’
Upon recounting stories of what you and your roommates did this past Saturday night, you’ve realized one of your roommate’s stories is...


WILL YOU PLEASE CALL YOUR MOTHER BACK? SHE’S CONCERNED!
Well excuse me! I guess you’re too busy to give your dear old mother a call back! Are you too busy? Did you get hurt?! Who knows because...


FALL FEST CANCELED ON ACCOUNT OF WE’RE ALL DRUNK
In a move that is sure to anger Quinnipiac’s devoted Jana Kramer fan base, the University has canceled Fall Fest three days early due to...


NEW HAVEN SHUTTLES HALTED TO ALLOW DRIVERS TO BECOME BETTER ACQUAINTED
To begin this new school year, weekend shuttles into New Haven were canceled in order to allow the shuttle drivers to become better...
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