ROOMMATE WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY KNOW RAY ROMANO
- Andrew Hutner
- Oct 30, 2015
- 1 min read
Zack just won’t shut the fuck up about knowing Ray Romano. For about the thousandth time today he has gone out of his way to somehow change the conversation so that he can bring up the fact that his cousin’s roommate was Ray Romano’s daughter, and that he once met Ray Romano at a bar mitzvah.
It’s not like Ray Romano isn’t cool, like yeah sure “Everybody Loves Raymond” can sometimes be funny, and Romano’s voice work in the “Ice Age” film series is unparalleled, but has he even seen “Welcome to Mooseport”? That movie fucking sucks!
At first it was cool that he knew him, you and your other roommates were like, “Woah, he’s worth like a couple hundred million dollars, and didn’t he win an EMMY at some point?” But now all you can think is, “Big fucking whoop, it’s not like he’s Jerry Seinfeld or something.”
And the worst part is Zack barely even knows him. I bet if you asked Ray Romano who Zack was, he’d have no idea. Who fucking cares if he saw him at a bar mitzvah–Ray Romano isn’t even Jewish. Zack probably made that part up.
Whatever, you can just brag to Zack about how you know Billy Ray Cyrus. He’s cooler anyway, and he definitely remembers meeting you at that Burger King one time.
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