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QU Shuttle Takes on Monster Jam
In a blindsiding move by the University, Quinnipiac has sent one of its many shuttles to compete at the professional level of Monster...


WIKIPEDI-UGH: Barnacle re-pronounced dead by world’s most reputable website
HAMDEN, WI (I mean CT... crap I messed up the dateline) The Quinnipiac Barnacle is officially dead (again) according to the most reliable...


Bobcat Way Banner Replaced with Commuter's IP Address
In response to the swarm of commuter students not paying the $90 parking fee, university administration has announced it will display a...


Stop & Shop's Marty Gets Into Altercation with Customer
In a shocking revelation here at The Barnacle, Hamden’s GOP candidate, Michael Pace has been arrested Tuesday morning after an...


White Man Denied from being Hibachi Chef
It is always nice for a person of an impressionable age to see a role model that looks like them. For young people with dreams and...


CXO's Snapchat BFF List Leaked: All First-Years
After a weeks-long investigation, the Snapchat BFF’s list of Quinnipiac’s CXO has been uncovered, revealing a comprehensive list of the...


Homophobic New Admin Shuts Down SGA, Confusing it with GSA
The Quinnipiac Student Government Association is in shambles this morning as they were shut down by the university’s new Chief Political...


New Study Reveals Leap Year Not Real, Calendar Distributor Just Fucked Up
In an astonishing revelation, NASA has discovered that the correct amount of time it takes for the earth to orbit the sun is in fact 365...


Quinnipiac Hosts Welcome-Back Glory Hole Event
A leak from a Quinnipiac employee posted a glory hole event in the MyQ announcements. “No, it’s definitely real, I’m on the planning...


Guy with Fake Job History Banned from LinkedIn
In a historic decision, LinkedIn has decided to ban Leonardo DiCaprio from its service after discovering his profile consisted of...
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