Homophobic New Admin Shuts Down SGA, Confusing it with GSA

The Quinnipiac Student Government Association is in shambles this morning as they were shut down by the university’s new Chief Political Correctness Officer, Robert Larson.

Our sources say Larson, a known homophobe, made this move in an attempt to dissolve the university’s Gender and Sexuality Alliance, but mistakenly switched the letters in the abbreviation on official documents.

With the SGA no longer in existence, budgets for student organizations now have no restrictions. The Barnacle intends to use this money to take an all-expenses-paid trip to Orlando.

The Barnacle asks that no one tell the school what we are doing. We will know who does. Tread carefully.