Stop & Shop's Marty Gets Into Altercation with Customer

In a shocking revelation here at The Barnacle, Hamden’s GOP candidate, Michael Pace has been arrested Tuesday morning after an altercation with Marty the Robot at the Cheshire Stop & Shop.

“It was Lauren Garrett! She set me up!” Pace said as he was taken away in handcuffs.

Pace reportedly was in the process of buying bread when Marty the Robot asked if she needed assistance. He proceeded to bludgeon Marty over the head with the loaf until he began to malfunction on the floor of Aisle 7.

The Barnacle will further report on the situation when more details become available.