Guy with Fake Job History Banned from LinkedIn

In a historic decision, LinkedIn has decided to ban Leonardo DiCaprio from its service after discovering his profile consisted of entirely fabricated information.

“Uh yeah, I don’t see what this has to do with me,” Leonard DiCaprio of Port Jervis, New York said to The Barnacle.

Authorities are currently in a manhunt for DiCaprio regarding several other crimes he committed in recent months. LinkedIn was not available for comment.