Bobcat Way Banner Replaced with Commuter's IP Address

In response to the swarm of commuter students not paying the $90 parking fee, university administration has announced it will display a new commuter’s IP address on the Bobcat Way banner each week until they are all paid.

“That’s totally cap,” senior commuter Paniel Dassapera said. “I use a VPN when I do my work, they ain’t catching my shit.”

The university proceeded to place Dassapera’s address on the banner the morning after we conducted the interview.

Since the policy was put in place, payments of the commuter fee have gone down 7.9%. The university will look into other potential solutions in case the situation worsens.