New Study Reveals Leap Year Not Real, Calendar Distributor Just Fucked Up

In an astonishing revelation, NASA has discovered that the correct amount of time it takes for the earth to orbit the sun is in fact 365 days, rendering the beloved Leap Day useless.

In response to this discovery, anyone born on February 29th will be exterminated. People with those birthdays will have 30 days to get their affairs in order before the time comes for their mass termination.

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