Attention undecided voters, or voters who hate their candidate, so pretty much all of America. You have experienced the most vicious...

As the hottest thing on two legs at this school I can’t name one person who doesn’t have a crush on me, but my RA takes her crush to a...

Fall is here. Columbus Day Weekend has come and gone, and we’re finally starting to break out those fluffy sweaters and puffy parkas....

In my three-and-a-half years at The Quinnipiac Barnacle, I’ve committed countless acts of satire. Remember John Lahey? I don’t – at least...

If you are reading this, then, statistically speaking, we did not have sex. However, if you are lucky enough to be in the top 1 percent –...

Dear Former Roommates, We’ve been through a lot together over the years, and I just wanted to take this time to say, no matter which of...

Few shows can be great. For every Friends, Seinfeld, and Breaking Bad there are a hundred more shows like Go On, Mr. Sunshine, and The...

Coming from a lifelong bully and avid fan of the world wide web, this might seem strange, but cyber bullying is just lazy. I too was once...

To the fetus I absorbed in the womb: wow, I’m sorry it took this long for me to write to you. I’ve been meaning to write this letter for...

So let’s say it’s a rainy Saturday night. You and the Missus have decided to stay in for the evening instead of braving the weather....