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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HIT ME?!
Hey bro, did you just bump me? Yeah I’m talking to you. I ain’t talking to the fucking Toad’s bouncer! You think you’re tough or...


My Roommate is Dead to Me
My roommate has been absolutely intolerable the past few days! She hasn’t gotten out of bed in over 48 hours and when I try and talk to...


I DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX NEAR A PORTRAIT OF YOUR BROTHER JOHN
I understand that you miss your family while you’re away at school, but you need to do something about the location of these picture...


First Year Seminar Hopefully Super Easy
We all know QU 101 was a failure. For the new First Year Seminar 101 course, I want to see material Quinnipiac students can benefit from...


WILL YOU PLEASE CALL YOUR MOTHER BACK? SHE’S CONCERNED!
Well excuse me! I guess you’re too busy to give your dear old mother a call back! Are you too busy? Did you get hurt?! Who knows because...


New Year, Same You: Embracing the Spring Semester Slump
Now that we’re a few weeks into second semester, you may find yourself attempting to restructure your routine in an effort to boost your...


SANTA CLAUS IS ANTI-SEMITIC
In my years as a young Jewish boy in Brooklyn, I was reminded constantly around the holiday season about the man that is Santa Claus. I...


GROUP WORK? NAH, I’D RATHER PLAY FIFA.
It seems like every professor these days is assigning me group projects. They want me to make a powerpoint or some shit with some...
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