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Taylor Swift's New Feminist Anthem Perfect For White Supremacists
All lives matter icon Tomi Lahren put it best when she tweeted SAVAGE to describe Taylor Swift’s new single last Tuesday night. Once a...

OPINION: SPOTIFY IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
To all my fellow men in relationships all across America and beyond, I have disturbing news for you all, we are under attack. We are...

STUDENT WAITS FOR BLACK FRIEND’S NOD OF APPROVAL BEFORE SAYING THE N WORD IN A SONG
Junior John Sullivan was having a fantastic time at a local party until his roommate’s playlist took a turn for the worst. “Everyone was...


RACISM COMEBACK TOUR: JANUARY 2017
After taking an eight-year hiatus, Racism has announced it will be making its highly anticipated return to America. The news struck...


Musician Needs One More Tragedy To Land Record Deal
Musician James Hammond was on the cusp of writing a hit song when he realized a major obstacle many artists face: his life is going too...

FETTY WAP MEETS EXPECTATIONS
Word quickly spread of Fetty Wap’s upcoming performance at Wake the Giant, and how expectations for his singing would be mediocre. After...


NATION REMEMBERS MOURNING OTHER CELEBRITIES IN WAKE OF PRINCE’S DEATH
In the wake of the death of the rock icon, Prince, citizens across the nation cannot help but look back upon the impact other, similarly...


BATTLE OF THE BANDS ENDS WITH HUNDREDS DEAD
With killer guitar riffs, deadly beats, and manslaughter lyrics, WQAQ’s annual Battle of the Bands ended in tragedy, with hundreds of...


STUDY SHOWS STUDENT’S FAVORITE BAND ISN’T REALLY THE BEATLES
A new study from The Clinical Research Institute of America shows that The Beatles aren’t really freshman Tabitha Buton’s favorite band....


SINGER DOES IT FOR THE MUSIC, THE ASS
In a recent interview, a local musician revealed her stance on her growing popularity, stating, “I don’t do it for the money–I do it for...
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