To the fetus I absorbed in the womb: wow, I’m sorry it took this long for me to write to you. I’ve been meaning to write this letter for...

So let’s say it’s a rainy Saturday night. You and the Missus have decided to stay in for the evening instead of braving the weather....

Hey bro, did you just bump me? Yeah I’m talking to you. I ain’t talking to the fucking Toad’s bouncer! You think you’re tough or...

My roommate has been absolutely intolerable the past few days! She hasn’t gotten out of bed in over 48 hours and when I try and talk to...

I understand that you miss your family while you’re away at school, but you need to do something about the location of these picture...

We all know QU 101 was a failure. For the new First Year Seminar 101 course, I want to see material Quinnipiac students can benefit from...

Well excuse me! I guess you’re too busy to give your dear old mother a call back! Are you too busy? Did you get hurt?! Who knows because...

Now that we’re a few weeks into second semester, you may find yourself attempting to restructure your routine in an effort to boost your...

In my years as a young Jewish boy in Brooklyn, I was reminded constantly around the holiday season about the man that is Santa Claus. I...

It seems like every professor these days is assigning me group projects. They want me to make a powerpoint or some shit with some...