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Roommate Totally Lied On Personality Test
Freshman Tyler Lang is reportedly pressing charges against roommate Phillip Rodgers for lying about various habits and lifestyle...


Five Places to Watch Porn During Parent's Weekend
We all know that feeling when parents roll onto campus: where am I going to watch my porn now? Rest easy, the Barnacle has you covered!...


TO ALL MY FORMER ROOMMATES: I’M SORRY FOR WAKING YOU UP
Dear Former Roommates, We’ve been through a lot together over the years, and I just wanted to take this time to say, no matter which of...


Admissions Officer to House Incoming Freshman Underneath Floorboards
As a new school year approaches, Quinnipiac Admissions officials are working to prepare housing accommodations for the incoming freshman...


My Roommate is Dead to Me
My roommate has been absolutely intolerable the past few days! She hasn’t gotten out of bed in over 48 hours and when I try and talk to...


Hundreds of Freshman Burn to Death Standing on Commons Bridge
This past week, Quinnipiac’s sky was heavily tainted with the smoke-filled ashes of hundreds of burning freshman. Experts determined the...


ROOMMATE WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY KNOW RAY ROMANO
Zack just won’t shut the fuck up about knowing Ray Romano. For about the thousandth time today he has gone out of his way to somehow...


HUFFLEPUFF DECLARED SEXIEST HOUSE IN HOGWARTS BY YOUR CREEPIEST ROOMMATE
During a totally unrelated conversation this past Tuesday with your three roommates, Alex, the creepiest of the three, made it clear that...


ROOMMATES STORY OF SATURDAY NIGHT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE ‘BABE 2: PIG IN THE CITY’
Upon recounting stories of what you and your roommates did this past Saturday night, you’ve realized one of your roommate’s stories is...


HOMELESS WQAQ MANAGER LIVING IN STATION FOR WEEKS
An investigation today revealed that sophomore Michael Calandro, Business Manager of WQAQ, has been living out of the school’s radio...
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