Roommate Totally Lied On Personality Test

Freshman Tyler Lang is reportedly pressing charges against roommate Phillip Rodgers for lying about various habits and lifestyle preferences in a student survey. These lies, Lang insists, have ‘gone too far,’ ranging from incorrect choices of music to blatantly different sleep schedules.

“At first, I knew things were going to change,” quoted Lang. “When he started going to bed around 11:00 instead of 10:30, I figured that wasn’t too weird. But when he started listening to Katy Perry instead of ‘country or alternative music’, that’s where I drew the line.”

Lang also added that Rodgers’ had indicated “prefers a messy room” on his housing application. Eyewitnesses have reported that the defendant’s side of the room is completely spotless, while Lang’s room adequately fit the ‘I clean my side when I can’ option from the student survey.

“Honestly, what kind of a toolbag tells you he’s unorganized, and then picks up his laundry every day and vacuums the floor?” asked floormate Randy McArthur. “I feel fortunate that my roommate followed through with his preference for exercising between 3:00 and 4:00 on weekdays.”

When asked about his roommate’s allegations, Rodgers merely shrugged as he ordered Chinese takeout, despite disputed records showing that his favorite food is Italian. Res Life officials have noted that changes in lifestyle of personal opinion should be directly reported to corresponding RA’s, who may approve of such changes for future records.

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