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Roommate Totally Lied On Personality Test
Freshman Tyler Lang is reportedly pressing charges against roommate Phillip Rodgers for lying about various habits and lifestyle...


RACISTS NOT IMPRESSED BY BLACKFACE INCIDENT
According to national reports, racists were disappointed after discovering a viral image of a Quinnipiac student inaccurately described...


OBITUARY FOR THE GUY FROM THAT LEMONADE ICED TEA BRAND
Reports confirm the death of the most iconic iced tea brand moguls of all time: Arnold Palmer. Having passed away peacefully on September...


Five Places to Watch Porn During Parent's Weekend
We all know that feeling when parents roll onto campus: where am I going to watch my porn now? Rest easy, the Barnacle has you covered!...


QU TO DROP THE U, NOW TO BE KNOWN AS QUINNIPIAC ‘NIVERSITY
In a press release by chief administrators, the rebranding of Quinnipiac ‘Niversity has entered its final stages, thus completing the...


TUITION INCREASE TO BE CUT BY 10%
A formal statement from the Office of Financial Aid announced that tuition hikes will decrease by a record of 10% from last semester,...


Student Needs To Change Major One More Time For A Free Sundae
Records show that junior Allison Marquis is only one change of major away from receiving a free sundae from Chartwells Food Services....


BIG EVENT VOLUNTEER FILLS YEARLY QUOTA OF 3 HOURS OF WORK
In an on-site interview, junior Zach Brady revealed that by the end of the Big Event, he will have met his yearly quota for volunteering...


PHILOSOPHY STUDENT PROVES HE DOESN’T EXIST
Last week, philosophy student Anthony Florence made a revelation that he does not, in fact, exist. After about seven hours of refuting...
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