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Friend Upset You Spoiled a Movie from 2005
During what was supposed to be an abhorrently average movie night with your friends, your friend, Todd, got upset and made a huge stinker...


SantaCon Facilitators Introduce Height Regulation
In a shocking development, SantaCon organizers have decided to place a rule stating that all attendees under 5’ 10” must be dressed as an...


GIVEAWAY: The Bobcat Statue, Yes That One
WIN IT WEDNESDAY This week's Win It Wednesday includes casual lounge seating, the Bobcat Statue near the Rat - not the one on York Hill,...


HIRING: Barnacle Editor-in-Chief
Due to completely foreseen and preventable circumstances, The Barnacle is now looking for a new Editor-in-Chief. We are looking for...


Surveillance Worker Wishes You'd Stop Waving at Them
After months of consistent harassment from the entire student body, Quinnipiac’s surveillance worker, Todd, has broken. “Please stop...


Student a Bit Too Attached to Their Yellow QU Orientation Shirt
After months of careful observation by The Barnacle’s investigative reporters, it has been found first-year hockey major Brendan Phillips...


Bobcat Way Banner Replaced with Commuter's IP Address
In response to the swarm of commuter students not paying the $90 parking fee, university administration has announced it will display a...


Stop & Shop's Marty Gets Into Altercation with Customer
In a shocking revelation here at The Barnacle, Hamden’s GOP candidate, Michael Pace has been arrested Tuesday morning after an...


CXO's Snapchat BFF List Leaked: All First-Years
After a weeks-long investigation, the Snapchat BFF’s list of Quinnipiac’s CXO has been uncovered, revealing a comprehensive list of the...


Homophobic New Admin Shuts Down SGA, Confusing it with GSA
The Quinnipiac Student Government Association is in shambles this morning as they were shut down by the university’s new Chief Political...
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