In a shocking development, SantaCon organizers have decided to place a rule stating that all attendees under 5’ 10” must be dressed as an elf.
“Only real men are six feet tall,” SantaCon president Joshua Douchebag. “And only real men can be Santa.”
All participating that are 5’ 11” are no longer allowed to exist. Apologies to those affected. The Barnacle definitely hopefully actually does not claim responsibility for these tragedies.
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