After months of careful observation by The Barnacle’s investigative reporters, it has been found first-year hockey major Brendan Phillips has grown quite fond of his yellow orientation t-shirt.
“I don’t see the big deal,” Phillips said. “It has been cleaned.”
Phillips refused to elaborate.
The Barnacle’s sources say there are several other offenders related to Phillips’ regime and a statement from the university should be made in coming days.
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