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New Study Reveals Leap Year Not Real, Calendar Distributor Just Fucked Up
In an astonishing revelation, NASA has discovered that the correct amount of time it takes for the earth to orbit the sun is in fact 365...


Quinnipiac Hosts Welcome-Back Glory Hole Event
A leak from a Quinnipiac employee posted a glory hole event in the MyQ announcements. “No, it’s definitely real, I’m on the planning...


Coach Calls Time Out to Discuss Team's Dinner Plans
Something to Chew On: In the 5th inning of Monday’s baseball game between Hamden High School and Yale Prep, Hamden head coach [forgot to...


Quinnipiac Chess Club Indicted on Racketeering Charges
The FBI has brought the Quinnipiac Chess Club up on RICO charges after an arduous four decade investigation, spanning several...
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